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Friday, December 01, 2006

December 1

Marketers for the California Milk Processor Board say their plan to make San Francisco bus shelters smell like warm cookies is a risky venture. The board plans to install aromatic strips designed to emulate the scent of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies in five of the city's shelters for a month-long trial. But because no one has done it before, and San Francisco is seen as very politically correct, there's some concern that not everyone will like it.

3 Comments:

At 12:01 AM, Kathy Schrenk said...: Nope, not everyone likes it, according to the Chronicle. And yes, they are taking it away. Because here in Northern California, you have to have consensus on everything. Which is why nothing gets done.

Also, Mike, you must have a REALLY unusual last name. :-)
At 12:03 AM, Mike said...: My last name is not the most common last name in the world but that's okay! What about Schrenk? Any results?
At 2:08 PM, megs said...: mike where DO you come up w/ this stuff?!?!